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LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/08 00:38:30z Send another FORTUNE.Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/08 00:23:01z Send another FORTUNE.Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/08 00:07:31z Send another FORTUNE."If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 23:52:00z Send another FORTUNE.And miles to go before I sleep. -- Robert Frost
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 22:34:31z Send another FORTUNE.I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 22:19:00z Send another FORTUNE.He's dead, Jim.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 22:03:32z Send another FORTUNE.You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 21:48:02z Send another FORTUNE.If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 20:46:02z Send another FORTUNE.Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 20:30:31z Send another FORTUNE.Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 19:44:02z Send another FORTUNE.Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 19:28:33z Send another FORTUNE.Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 19:13:02z Send another FORTUNE.When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. -- Darth Vader
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 18:57:33z Send another FORTUNE.Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 18:42:02z Send another FORTUNE.If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 18:26:32z Send another FORTUNE.CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 18:11:02z Send another FORTUNE.God is subtle, but he is not malicious. -- Albert Einstein
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 17:55:32z Send another FORTUNE.Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 17:24:32z Send another FORTUNE.No spitting on the Bus! Thank you, The Mgt.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 17:09:02z Send another FORTUNE.A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 16:38:02z Send another FORTUNE.Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 15:51:32z Send another FORTUNE.Even bytes get lonely for a little bit.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 15:36:02z Send another FORTUNE.Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympics
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 15:05:02z Send another FORTUNE.This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 14:34:03z Send another FORTUNE.The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 14:03:02z Send another FORTUNE.Never reveal your best argument.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 13:01:02z Send another FORTUNE.Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 12:45:32z Send another FORTUNE.One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 12:30:02z Send another FORTUNE.COBOL is for morons. -- E. W. Dijkstra
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 12:14:32z Send another FORTUNE.No motorized vehicles allowed.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 11:43:34z Send another FORTUNE.People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 10:57:02z Send another FORTUNE.Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 10:26:01z Send another FORTUNE.When the revolution comes, count your change.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 10:10:34z Send another FORTUNE.Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 09:55:02z Send another FORTUNE.I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W. C. Fields
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 09:39:32z Send another FORTUNE.Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 09:24:03z Send another FORTUNE.It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 08:53:02z Send another FORTUNE.I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone I need. -- "Safety"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 08:22:03z Send another FORTUNE.job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 07:51:02z Send another FORTUNE.This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 07:35:32z Send another FORTUNE.He who laughs, lasts.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 06:49:03z Send another FORTUNE.May you live in interesting times. -- Chinese proverb
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 06:33:32z Send another FORTUNE.Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. -- Plato
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 06:18:03z Send another FORTUNE.I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 05:47:03z Send another FORTUNE.I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 05:00:32z Send another FORTUNE.Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 03:43:02z Send another FORTUNE.Hope is a waking dream. -- Aristotle
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 02:41:03z Send another FORTUNE.Prices subject to change without notice.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 01:23:33z Send another FORTUNE.Availability is limited.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/07 00:06:03z Send another FORTUNE.Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 23:50:33z Send another FORTUNE.The first condition of immortality is death. -Stanislaw Lec
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 23:35:03z Send another FORTUNE.May not be combined with other discounts.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 23:19:34z Send another FORTUNE.Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 23:04:03z Send another FORTUNE.We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffer
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 22:48:33z Send another FORTUNE.Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. -- Socrates
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 22:02:03z Send another FORTUNE.Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 21:46:33z Send another FORTUNE.The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 21:31:04z Send another FORTUNE.Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 21:15:34z Send another FORTUNE.It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 20:44:34z Send another FORTUNE.I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Foreman
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 20:29:03z Send another FORTUNE.It's not easy, being green. -- Kermit the Frog
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 20:13:33z Send another FORTUNE.The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 19:27:03z Send another FORTUNE.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 18:40:34z Send another FORTUNE.The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 18:25:05z Send another FORTUNE.If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 17:54:04z Send another FORTUNE.People humiliating a salami!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 17:38:34z Send another FORTUNE."Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society." -- Aristotle
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 17:23:04z Send another FORTUNE.We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 17:07:34z Send another FORTUNE.Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 16:52:04z Send another FORTUNE.Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 16:21:03z Send another FORTUNE.Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 15:50:03z Send another FORTUNE."Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbauer
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 15:34:35z Send another FORTUNE.Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 15:19:04z Send another FORTUNE.Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. -- Mt.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 15:03:33z Send another FORTUNE.Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 14:48:04z Send another FORTUNE.Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!! 100% Damage to life support!!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 14:17:03z Send another FORTUNE.List was current at time of printing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 07:18:35z Send another FORTUNE.Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 07:03:04z Send another FORTUNE.A watched clock never boils.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 06:47:34z Send another FORTUNE.Would it help if I got out and pushed? -- Princess Leia Organa
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 06:32:04z Send another FORTUNE.Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 04:59:04z Send another FORTUNE.Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 04:43:34z Send another FORTUNE.This fortune is false.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 04:12:34z Send another FORTUNE.VMS version 2.0 ==>
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 02:55:04z Send another FORTUNE. 2fort5 sucks enough to have its own gravity ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 02:39:34z Send another FORTUNE.MY income is ALL disposable!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 01:53:04z Send another FORTUNE.667: The neighbor of the beast.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 01:22:04z Send another FORTUNE.Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/06 01:06:34z Send another FORTUNE.And now for something completely the same.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 23:18:05z Send another FORTUNE. Culus: are you awake? no
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 23:02:34z Send another FORTUNE.Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 22:47:05z Send another FORTUNE.The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 22:31:34z Send another FORTUNE.He who hesitates is last.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 22:16:05z Send another FORTUNE.Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 21:14:06z Send another FORTUNE.Two heads are more numerous than one.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 20:58:34z Send another FORTUNE.Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 20:27:34z Send another FORTUNE.brokee, n: Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 19:56:35z Send another FORTUNE.A motion to adjourn is always in order.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 19:10:06z Send another FORTUNE.There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/05 18:54:36z Send another FORTUNE. Thinking is dangerous. It leads to ideas. -- Seen on #Debian