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LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/08 00:38:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/08 00:23:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/08 00:07:31z | Send another | FORTUNE."If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 23:52:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.And miles to go before I sleep. -- Robert Frost |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 22:34:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 22:19:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.He's dead, Jim. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 22:03:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 21:48:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 20:46:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 20:30:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 19:44:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 19:28:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 19:13:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. -- Darth Vader |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 18:57:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 18:42:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 18:26:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 18:11:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.God is subtle, but he is not malicious. -- Albert Einstein |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 17:55:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 17:24:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.No spitting on the Bus! Thank you, The Mgt. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 17:09:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 16:38:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 15:51:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Even bytes get lonely for a little bit. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 15:36:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympics |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 15:05:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 14:34:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 14:03:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never reveal your best argument. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 13:01:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 12:45:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 12:30:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.COBOL is for morons. -- E. W. Dijkstra |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 12:14:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.No motorized vehicles allowed. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 11:43:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 10:57:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 10:26:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.When the revolution comes, count your change. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 10:10:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Any given program will expand to fill available memory. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 09:55:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W. C. Fields |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 09:39:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 09:24:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 08:53:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone I need. -- "Safety" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 08:22:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 07:51:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.This fortune is inoperative. Please try another. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 07:35:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who laughs, lasts. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 06:49:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.May you live in interesting times. -- Chinese proverb |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 06:33:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. -- Plato |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 06:18:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 05:47:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 05:00:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 03:43:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Hope is a waking dream. -- Aristotle |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 02:41:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Prices subject to change without notice. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 01:23:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Availability is limited. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/07 00:06:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 23:50:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.The first condition of immortality is death. -Stanislaw Lec |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 23:35:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.May not be combined with other discounts. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 23:19:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 23:04:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffer |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 22:48:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. -- Socrates |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 22:02:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 21:46:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.The Killer Ducks are coming!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 21:31:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 21:15:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 20:44:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Foreman |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 20:29:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's not easy, being green. -- Kermit the Frog |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 20:13:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 19:27:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 18:40:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 18:25:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 17:54:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.People humiliating a salami! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 17:38:34z | Send another | FORTUNE."Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society." -- Aristotle |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 17:23:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 17:07:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 16:52:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 16:21:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 15:50:03z | Send another | FORTUNE."Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbauer |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 15:34:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 15:19:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. -- Mt. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 15:03:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 14:48:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!! 100% Damage to life support!!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 14:17:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.List was current at time of printing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 07:18:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 07:03:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.A watched clock never boils. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 06:47:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Would it help if I got out and pushed? -- Princess Leia Organa |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 06:32:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 04:59:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 04:43:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.This fortune is false. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 04:12:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.VMS version 2.0 ==> |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 02:55:04z | Send another | FORTUNE. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 02:39:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.MY income is ALL disposable! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 01:53:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.667: The neighbor of the beast. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 01:22:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/06 01:06:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.And now for something completely the same. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 23:18:05z | Send another | FORTUNE. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 23:02:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 22:47:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 22:31:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who hesitates is last. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 22:16:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction?? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 21:14:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.Two heads are more numerous than one. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 20:58:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 20:27:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.brokee, n: Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 19:56:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.A motion to adjourn is always in order. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 19:10:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/05 18:54:36z | Send another | FORTUNE. |